Your Boss Is Going To Hell

Your Boss is going to hell.
A sermon of false prophets and losses

By Rev. J. Sleestaxx


Hosea 4

4:4 Do not let anyone accuse or contend against anyone else:
for my case is against you priests!

4:5 You stumble day and night,
and the false prophets stumble with you;
You have destroyed your own people!


Your bosses are the false priests of our time that god so despises and loathes. These false priests speak to the leaders of families and bestow upon them the word of false readings and false gods. The family leaders are then fooled into believing that if they commit more time at their temple and assists in the building of this temple that their false god will give them salvation.

4:6 You have destroyed my people
by failing to acknowledge me!
Because you refuse to acknowledge me,
I will reject you as my priests.
Because you reject the law of your God,
I will reject your descendants.


4:7 The more the priests increased in numbers,
the more they rebelled against me.
They have turned their glorious calling
into a shameful disgrace!

But while these fools work the temple leaders are taking everything out the backdoor to their home and filling their domiciles with plush extravagant excess that is not truly needed by them or anyone else on god's planet. They do not care that the items that they surround themselves with are excess, are wasteful they do not care that the monies that they spend on their excesses could be better spent assisting their fellow man.
The bosses are in a game or race to obtain as much material wealth that they have forgotten the love of god and the lord, they have forsaken their joy and happiness of their family and they marry themselves the yoke that is a 60 hour a week job. They call it a career but the bind and the sores are the same. They become so bowed by the shear weight of their desire that the lose sight of the prize and the horizon. They become obsessed with the material and the false happiness.

4:8 They feed on the sin offerings of my people;
their appetites long for their iniquity!

4:9 I will deal with the people and priests together:
I will punish them both for their ways,
and I will repay them for their deeds.

That means that your boss is going to hell! That should make you happy! It makes me filled with joy and sorrow. The sorrow is from the fact that if they come down on Thursday that I could beat some salvation into them and that they may have the opportunity to see the light and find the path back to happiness.
Before god can smite them with the fiery justice that we all know that god has in mind for the sinners. But I can tell you he has greater punishment for the ones that betray him and lead his children with false promises


4:10 They will eat, but not be satisfied;
they will engage in prostitution, but not increase in numbers;
because they have abandoned the Lord

4:11 Old and new wine take away the understanding of my people.

4:12 They consult their wooden idols,
and their diviner’s staff answers with an oracle.
The wind of prostitution blows them astray;
they commit spiritual adultery against their God.

4:13 They sacrifice on the mountaintops,
and burn offerings on the hills;
they sacrifice under oak, poplar, and terebinth,
because their shade is so pleasant.
As a result, your daughters have become cult prostitutes,
and your daughters-in-law commit adultery!

Oh the shame these men in offices must feel when they realize that their sons have married women who are committing adultery. The shame they must feel when they find their daughters committing sex for prophet (small pun intended). They are going to become old and feeble, unable to feel the warmth of loved ones because they have surrounded them selves with the false temple and the false idols of their false god. The wall will keep the ones they love away and distracted while they become cold and crazy from lack of human contact.
They will be strapped into the internet with their obscure porn of unknown weird twisted portrayal of what one may think humans are but in reality they are just filling the area that god would have filled with love with some sick pleasure that only one going to hell would be able to appreciate.


4:14 I will not punish your daughters when they commit prostitution,
nor your daughters-in-law when they commit adultery.
For the men consort with harlots,
they sacrifice with temple prostitutes.

This does not mean that you women are allowed to become prostitutes or commit adultery should your husband be led astray by the wiles and guiles of the office tramp.
The tramp is a cultic prostitute. She weaves her black sex magic in the office that is now the new false god temple. The false god being the almighty dollar. These evil men who think they need the dollar more than their god and they forsake their god and their family to obtain the dirty filthy icon of wealth. The dollar is nothing more than the golden cow of Moses' time. This dollar is not the reason to work the reason to work is to provide your family the shelter and nourishment so that they can grow up and go out and carry the good word of the lord.
By forgetting the purpose of your placement on earth you have lost your way and need the beatings to get back into the good graces of god and the lord. The baptismal beatings are fro your soul, the confession is for your mind and the donations are for the furthering of gods work and the lords way.
I bring up donations because the evil twisted men who are the false priests have decided that many if not all of us do not need an increase of compensation for the time wasted spent at the temple.
Please think about the donation as an opportunity to assist in god's work. This will help offset the work and damage done by the false gods and the false priests that make us work too much. The tithe that the church receives will go to support the church and the work that the church does. The church is in need of a new boxing ring and gloves. The teen center is in need of some new movies and belts for the boys.
This brings another thing to mind
YOU BOYS NEED TO LIFT YOUR FREAKEN PANTS UP! GET A GOD DAMN BELT ON AND HOLD THE PANTS ABOVE THE BUTT CRACK! THERE IS NOT A FEMALE ON THIS PLANET THAT FINDS YOUR UNDERWARE ATTRACTIVE!


4:15 Although you, O Israel, commit adultery,
do not let Judah become guilty!
Do not journey to Gilgal!
Do not go up to Beth Aven!
Do not swear, “As surely as the Lord lives!”

The Lord told me to smite your boss. I will beat god into your boss. I want to save the soul of your boss. I want to perform god's work and convert these false priests into real men of god.
Bring your boss down on Thursday after the client dinner and I will beat the lord into them. They will feel lighter from the grace of god and the loss of shit when I have beaten the shit out of them. They need to see god's way. They need to understand god's plan. They have lost sight of the real prize, their wall of consumerism is too grand for you to reach them now the only savior they have is me and my fives.
We will let them strap on the twelve’s and in the end they will see god and speak in the tongues of the true profits and realize the losses they had were tremendous.

4:16 Israel has rebelled like a stubborn heifer!
Soon the Lord will put them out to pasture
like a lamb in a broad field!

4:17 Ephraim has attached himself to idols;
Do not go near him! The Shameful Sinners Will Be Brought to Shame

4:18 They consume their alcohol,
then engage in cult prostitution;
they dearly love their shameful behavior.

4:19 A whirlwind has wrapped them in its wings;
they will be brought to shame because of their idolatrous worship.

[Bang on the podium]Do not get lost in the idolatrous worship.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to love your family.
[Bang on the podium]Do not lose sight of the prize.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to donate and assist in god's work.
[Bang on the podium]Do not forget to tell your boss to [holding up the middle finger] FUCK OFF!

Amen and hallelujah

The attendance in the Thursday’s baptismal beatings has never been better but I am starting to see more of the women and less of the men. I am told that this is because the men are trying to close the quarter and the year.
The men need to come by on Thursdays even more if they are working more at the office with the office harlots and tramps. Men do not forget that these women with loose morals are the tools of the false priests to suck you into their depraved world of work and chasing the almighty dollar and for about the almighty lord.
Remember your god can kick your boss's god's ass any fucking day of the week.
Your pastor standing here before you today can beat the tar out of any CEO on the planet and still have the strength to save lives and souls after the match.

Do not get lost in the idolatrous worship.
Do not forget to love your family.
Do not lose sight of the prize.
Do not forget to donate and assist in god's work.
Do not forget to tell your boss to [holding up the middle finger] FUCK OFF!

The sewing circle would like me to make the following announcement;
They are in need of fabric for the "Get your beat down on Thursday" Quilt. They are also in need of extra sewing hands. The fabric can be rags as they are first used to clean the lips, eyes and noses during the baptisms and then they are cut and sewn into the quilt.
The deacons are in need of two more tithing attendants. This is a great opportunity for the young men to start their stewardship into being a deacon.
The cookies and coffee are provided by the teen center this Sunday and served by the girls of the boxing club. Please take a moment to congratulate the girl at the coffee carafe for beat down she gave the boys' champion last Friday night.
I do not know what bottle of whoopass the girls brought that night but man they beat the crap out of the sissy boys. Eh Ronald, 'oh no please stop! Please stop!' boo hoo boo hoo ha ha yeah you got the lords left in the solar plexus and she dropped you like a bad habit.
Its ok boys you get another shot next Friday.
Thank you and please remember that you love the guy in the parking lot as much as you do in here.


god bless