Get In The Game Or We All Lose. By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

Get In The Game Or We All Lose.
    By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

I would like to talk about the laziness of some and the stupidity of the rest
 We all know the story of the ant and the grasshopper.
 In summary;
 The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

 But the whining bleeding hearts have brought about a change of the worst kind. The Katrina victims have brought light onto a new type of citizen, a new type of drag on society, another leak in the damn that is the American economy and thus created a new version of the story.
 I can not take credit for this as I received the story in an e-mail with out an author.
 So here how the new story goes,

 The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
 Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
 CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
 Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
 Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
 Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
 The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
 Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.
 The ant loses the case.
 The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
 The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote.

Jer 12:1    
Lord, you have always been fair whenever I have complained to you. However, I would like to speak with you about the disposition of justice. Why are wicked people successful? Why do all dishonest people have such easy lives?

Pro 1:19    
Such are the ways of all who gain profit unjustly; it takes away the life of those who obtain it!

Pro 10:2    
Treasures gained by wickedness do not profit, but righteousness delivers from mortal danger.

Pro 11:4    
Wealth does not profit in the day of wrath, but righteousness delivers from mortal danger.

Pro 14:23    
In all hard work there is profit, but merely talking about it only brings poverty.

 They are successful because they fight and they cheat. You can be successful without cheating but you have to get in there and fight for what is yours.
 Yes that is right another “get in the game sermon.”
 I know that I have spoken three other times but these are the ones that I am asked to bring to my speaking engagements and my pos-mo sermons.

You all need to get in the goddamn game.

Psa 38:9    
O Lord, you understand my heart’s desire; my groaning is not hidden from you.

Psa 51:6    
Look, you desire integrity in the inner man; you want me to possess wisdom.

Psa 51:12    
Let me again experience the joy of your deliverance! Sustain me by giving me the desire to obey!

You all need to get in the goddamn game.

Psa 73:25    
Whom do I have in heaven but you? I desire no one but you on earth.

Psa 95:10    
For forty years I was continually disgusted with that generation, and I said, ‘These people desire to go astray; they do not obey my commands.’

I see many of you at the food line too many times. Are you all playing video games instead of looking for a job??
 What the fuck are you all doing?

Psa 75:5
Do not be so certain you have won! Do not speak with your head held so high!

 I know that we have a job board in the lobby that is filled with many jobs that do not require any special training.
 Get off your damn asses and get to fucking work!
 Make money!
 Provide for your family!
 Take pride in your life!
 Tithe to the church!
 Do not be the slothful grasshopper and not prepare for leaner times.
 Do not be a hobo or hippy that does not need money. Money is what makes the world go around.
 Be a provider! Set an example to your family on how to get in and compete.
 With out competition there will be no finish line there will be no end. You must race to finish.

Eze 33:5
He heard the sound of the trumpet but did not heed the warning, so he is responsible for himself. If he had heeded the warning, he would have saved his life.

 Be proud that you live a life of ass kicking. Be proud that you live a life of self sufficiency. Revel in the fact that what you put on the table is what you brought home not something that someone gave you.
 Stop being a drag on the rest of us and be one that helps build not tear down. Help bring the First Execration Church of Odium Anathema to the place that rivals any other church both in community and in family.
 The lord has spoken to me and has told me that if my community does not pick it there will be hell to pay.
 [Yell and bang on podium]That is right! [Yell and bang on podium] Hell to pay.
 So for now on –if you want to get a hand out at the food bank you have to come down to the church 2 days a week and box with me for 10 minutes before you can get a box of groceries.
 That is right you will now have to work for the hand out.
 If you do not like that then you can try to leech off the First Baptist Church down the street but be advised I have already spoken to the rest of the food banks and distributed pictures and outlines to the rest that you are a dead beat and a loser. If you do not like this then move to the next town.
 The Knights of Acrimony will be more than happy to drive you with the rest of the fucking homeless losers they run out of town every week.
 The times of free hand outs is over the times of coasting and getting by has hurt this country dearly and now we are all paying for the mistakes of generations before us.
 Get off your asses and get in the game.
 Finish the race right and just. Finish with a sense of pride and build a better community now and for the future.
 The more of you deadbeats the harder it is for us the longer you all drag the harder it is for the rest of us.
 One day they will say you know what you can just give up your freedoms and your choices. We are going to take care of everything and there you will not get to make any choices as we can make better ones for you all.

Mat 23:36
I tell you the truth, this generation will be held responsible for all these things!

 Then two generations later after that they say you know this is not worki9ng so now you have to work will we tell you work and no you do not get any choices in return you are still unable to think for yourselves and there we have the perfect government controlled society.

Jer 5:28
That is how they have grown fat and sleek. There is no limit to the evil things they do. They do not plead the cause of the fatherless in such a way as to win it. They do not defend the rights of the poor.

 They will pump the porn to your home to keep you inside and they will pump the television with government propaganda so the rest will be afraid to go out side and since you all lost the will to fight or care you all doomed us to an Orwellian society. And we all suffer and die a controlled death and are miserable.

1Co 9:24
Do you not know that all the runners in a stadium compete, but only one receives the prize? So run to win.

[Bang on the podium and yell] Get on the ball!
[Bang on the podium and yell] Get on the stick!
[Bang on the podium and yell] Just do it!
[Bang on the podium and yell] Get over it!
[Bang on the podium and yell] Get it together!
 Fucking wake yup you pathetic bunch of lazy bastards.
[Bang on the podium and yell]FUCK!
 Do not let the sinners win.
 Do not let the cheaters walk away with the prize
 Do not just roll over and whimper!
 Scream kick and punch the crap out of the heathens until the relinquish that which is yours.
 Now go and fight for that cookie.
 Fight for that cup of coffee.
 Fight for that place in traffic.
 Kick some ass and see me next week.

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I have a condition

So I have a story to tell you all.
I was a bad kid when I was younger. I did things that no one can understand unless they have been there. And those that have been there are usually dead or they will not talk about it. And so not to do those things I did different things.
And I am not going to talk about any of it except that I am going to say that one day a terrible terrible tragedy befell me and I was in a predicament that one talks to god in all earnest. And these stories are told all the time if the person experiencing them lives to tell the tale and witness.
So today I am going to witness
I was staring down the barrel of a gun one day and I knew I was going to die I knew this because I was going to pull the trigger. I was going to me my killer. I was going to right many injustices. This was not suicide nothing even close to it. I was going to be my judge jury and executioner. I had done some things that people are killed for and I was not going to do them any more.
I was there looking into the black hole that is the barrel of the shotgun and I was going over my crimes. all of them every single one because I carry them around with me and every day I wake I sit on the edge of my bed and I first go over my crimes and then I go over my list of hated people. This list is short because if I am to go over this list I do not want to go over much.
The list of crimes range from felonies to misdemeanors to crimes against nature and my fellow man.
That day I was putting my self on trial.
And I had no defense except I was just trying to survive.
So I had finished the case and I decided that I should be put down. And I pleaded with god to please stop this and let me live and god spoke to me. He said that the fact I was talking to him and that I was about to try myself for my crimes meant that I was repentant and that he forgave me.
He told me to become a witness and to spread the word through my ministry in my way. And then he touched my hands.
So every year about this time in April I have these markings on my hands they last about three days and they are gone.
I do not know and I do not talk about it with anyone.

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Thieving, adultery and the game of life. By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

Thieving, adultery and the game of life.
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

It seems that there are some busy bodies in the congregation. Some nosey gossipy old women. I keep finding pieces of paper under the door, notes being slipped under the crack for me to find so that I may source and correct these tragic failures of righteous living. They tell tales of wickedness and deceit.
These are truly wondrous stories of adultery and clandestine meetings in cheap Motor Inns. Fantastic tales and romantic stories of embezzlement, corporate espionage, and insider trading that would make many authors weep and drool fro story lines as terrific as these.
I had one that was two pages front and back about how one member of the community felt that his wife was cheating on him and asking me to intervene with a sermon or a visit to this member’s home. He stated that he was about to take matters into his own hands and file for divorce.
I do not normally cow toe to the pleadings of others but this has been a slow week and I have been too busy with my tour to find another subject to talk to you about but hey this is important also.

Lev 19:18
You must not take vengeance or bear a grudge against the children of your people, but you must love your neighbor as yourself. I am the Lord.

Lev 26:25
I will bring on you an avenging sword, a covenant vengeance. Although you will gather together into your cities, I will send pestilence among you and you will be given into enemy hands.

Now I come from a broken home and I see the evil and stress that an act like this can create, but I also know that one must do what one must do.
To the members of this community that are committing adulterous acts, STOP [BANG on Podium] Stop right now. File for divorce and cut the cancer that is destroying your mate's life. Yes [Yelling] YOU are the cancer. Get right! Come down and see me. I will beat you back to the path of the lord and a happy marriage.
Or just cut the ties that bind you from living a life of deceit and decadent pleasures. You are destroying a bond, a union that was created ion heaven by god and in gods witness you promised to honor your mate. Let this be the last loving act you perform for this spouse. Divorce and be done with you and your evil ways.
If you think I am cruel and I maybe wrong then bring your happy ass down and bring that lecherous buffoon that is your clandestine lover. You and them can both enter he ring and plead your case on why you are right and god is wrong. And I will beat both your asses into the fucking ground because you know that I am right [bang on the podium] and that god is on my side!

1 John 3:7 Little children, let no one deceive you: The one who practices righteousness is righteous, just as Jesus is righteous. 3:8 The one who practices sin is of the devil, because the devil has been sinning from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was revealed: to destroy the works of the devil.

It will not be me who really beats you to with in an inch of your life it will be god who beats you. It is always god that does the beatings. He beats the shit out of everyone through me. He fills me with the Holy Spirit like you all but instead of tongues and healings I am giving the gift of possession and I beat the shit out of you sinners. You weak sons of bitches that can not follow simple fucking instructions. Jesus h Christ guys how fucking hard is it to follow 10 simple rules and avoid seven fucking sins.
Christ what a bunch of freaking losers!

Num 22:23
And the ass saw the Lord standing in the road with his sword drawn in his hand, so the ass turned aside from the road and went into the field. But Balaam beat the ass, to make her turn back to the road.

You are all the ass that runs from god every chance you get. I am here to beat you back to the path of righteousness.
Your kids are looking at you and seeing how you all act and when you act the fool your kids will act the fool and the world will act the fool and you all will cause great harm to the rest of us who are trying to live as god wanted us to. If you all cause the apocalypse during my time I will be very pissed off.

2Sa 22:39
I wipe them out and beat them to death; they cannot get up; they fall at my feet.

Psa 18:38
I beat them to death; they fall at my feet.

Psa 18:42
I grind them as fine windblown dust; I beat them underfoot like clay in the streets.

Yes you can bring the apocalypse down upon us. And you should not have to think about your tally sheet. You should have confidence that your tally sheet is positive.
Do not wait until your end times and look out on the acts within your play and say yeah I have enough good. You should know with thinking that you are positive because there may not be a reflective time. The lord may call you home right now! [Snap fingers]

1thes 4:17 Then we who are alive, who are left, will be suddenly caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will always be with the Lord. 4:18 Therefore encourage one another with these words.

The stories of stealing from work, the store, the bank, [Yelling] Your church is freaking horrendous and a criminal shame. How laughable it is that you would all steal from the one place that gives you peace and salvation.
I am speaking directly to you. Stop this thieving now! The thieving of monetary material things does not help you and does not help your neighbor. Now I want you to turn to your neighbor and tell them you are sorry.
Now if your neighbor said they were sorry I want you to beat the shit out of them now.

Hos 4:2
There is only cursing, lying, murder, stealing, and adultery. They resort to violence and bloodshed.

Rom 2:21
therefore you who teach someone else, do you not teach yourself? You who preach against stealing, do you steal?

Why would one steal from the church? I would like to know. Is it not the church that has shown you the way to the light?
Is it not the church that has put food on your table when needed? Weren’t most of you lost when I beat the crap out of you and you saw the light?
Actually I know that no one is stealing front he church because I have a mathematical equation that tells me based on the number in the congregation and the income of you all how much I should expect to see in the plate and the numbers are always very close.
But to steal from work?
You are going to lose your job. If you feel that work owes you more then ask for it. If they do not give it to you then leave. The best way to take what is yours is to take the very thing that makes that company what that company is and that is you and your talent.
Get paid but do not cheat.
Get right but do not sin.
Get love but do not commit adultery.
Get yours but do not steal.
Get them before they get you.

Jer 13:27
People of Jerusalem, I have seen your adulterous worship, your shameless prostitution to, and your lustful pursuit of, other gods. I have seen your disgusting acts of worship on the hills throughout the countryside. You are doomed to destruction! How long will you continue to be unclean?’”

Phi 3:2
Beware of the dogs, beware of the evil workers, beware of those who mutilate the flesh! For we are the circumcision, the ones who worship by the Spirit of God, exult in Christ Jesus, and do not rely on human credentials

There are many out there to take advantage of you. If you let them, then it is your fault. Make them pay for what is yours.
There are many traps and pitfalls on the road to the lord. Stay the straight and narrow and do not sin but make them pay for what is yours.
Find a mate who supports you and support that mate back. Between the two of you, you can make them pay for what is yours.
If you think it belongs to you then it does. If it turns out that t belongs to someone else get a reward for the return but do not take from another, do not steal. But by all means beat the shit out of any thief you find!
The game of life is a competition, do not be mistaken. From the time of the cave man we have had to compete for food, shelter, fire, and a mate to carry our genes on.
Part of competing is resource gathering, another part of competing is making the competition lose. You can not have a winner with out a loser. Do not be the loser be the winner. Get them before they get you. Make them the loser and make you the winner.
Beat them into the ground. And when you receive your prize TAKE IT! And when you take the prize make the competition your podium by standing on their backs, their heads, and their necks, and when you receive the prize look down at the loser and thank them for being the loser for with out them you would have just been a thief.
Please please remember that you are not to steal ever!
Remember that not only is god watching you but some poor lonely bored slob here at church.
And if you are the poor lonely slob maybe you should spend more time in game competing then whining about how the game is played.
Lives is not a spectator sport either play or die!
Now get out there and fight.
Now get out there and win
Get out of here and have some damn cookies and coffee.
Get out of here and help a single mother with a chore.
Get out of here and make some fucking money and bring it back.
Get out of here and buy my damn book (that goes on sale December 1st through

Go in peace AMEN.

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random propaganda

These links came to me as i was doing my taxes.
My AIM popped up and told me to enlighten myself
i did not recognize the screen name so
me: who the fuck is this and what the fuck do you fucking want
them: they said to just watch
me: do i know you?
them: yes we ar efriends
me: i do not know the name and i do not click links from fucking morons
them: just click the link
me: what is it going to tell me how to increase my penis size?
me: or just drop a back door bot on my HD
them: just watch the fucking clip
me: you are not getting any fucking points talking to me like that asswipe
them: we know each other from
them: and maybe fantasy football
me: i do not play fantasy football but i do play pimpwar
me: you masshole?
them: no he is a dick
me: now see you almost had me and then you dropped the dick word
them: lol

I copy and paste the link

me: This is what i have been preaching about in sermons and blogs and and

Them: i have 30 people watching the clip and you are the only person talking to me.
me: they are sheep and they are not watching the clip. they are lieing to you they are all lying to you.
them: you really a priest?
me: yes i am an ordained minister so i am a preacher or reverend
them: i have a question
me: i have to do my fucking taxes
them: just go to this link and cue to 8:25 in the movie and watch for 15 minutes
me: wtf??
them: just go there
I go there and the premise is that all religion is false and all religions tell the very same story, 12 dispiles born on the 25th of December and was killed and came back to life.
me: the video locked up at 10 minutes what did you want to know
them: is it true?
me: what?
them: the video part about religion
me: no they pencil whipped some data and stretched some false hoods and then they took much more out of context. if you are worried about this propaganda then you should sit down down with your clergy
them: i am roman catholic
me: you are fucked
me: they freak when you ask questions but they have become more progressive and will talk to you about these things.
them: thanks
me: np