I am the right cross of god and i am the ear of god

I have an announcement.
The Pope is a regular reader and I am an advisor to the pope.
I know people in the Bio-information field and I know other in genetic engineering and I tell each one that they are killing god because when they can do what god does others will then say if we can do it then god does not exists and our entire moral and ethical foundation will fall away leaving selfishness, moral turpitude and a crumbling of any value set the human race had left.
they laugh and scoff.
I tell them that not only am I the right cross of god but i also have the ear of god but they laugh and scoff.
I have written many sermons relating to the following news article. I have preached this and I have baptized sinners over this.
October 11th i wrote a sermon about the greed of employers and the sins they are committing as false prophets.

and now the pope as declared Seven new sins

http://www.thedaily.com.au/news/2008/mar/11/seven-new-deadly-sins-declared-by-the-vatican/

Seven new deadly sins

9:44a.m. 11 March 2008

Gluttony and Pride are out of vogue as Pollution and Being Rich step in as some of the new ’mortal sins’ as updated by the Vatican. See full list below.

Times have changed and so have sins and sinners, according to the Pope’s second-in-charge, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti, who this weekend spoke on modern evils, Reuters reports.

Genetic manipulation, drugs that ’weaken the mind and cloud intelligence,’ and the imbalance between the rich and the poor have made the cut to be new sins punishable by an eternity of damnation in hellfire.

It also seems that Dolly the sheep’s creators are due for a shock in the afterlife, as Girotti, the head of the Apostolic Penitentiary, told the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano that bioethics were an important area of danger for the ’modern soul.’

"There are areas where we absolutely must denounce some violations of the fundamental rights of human nature through experiments and genetic manipulation whose outcome is difficult to predict and control," he said.

The interview entitled ’New Forms of Social Sin,’ also listed ecological offences as a issue of substance.

The Vatican plans to lead by example with some Holy See buildings set to use solar energy, including photovoltaic cells on the roof of the auditorium for pilgrims’ audiences with the pontiff.

But will these new sins make people feel the need to confess their carbon-monoxide spewing 4x4 any more than they would confess casting a lusty eye over the neighbor’s wife?

Not likely, as Girotti also bemoaned the fact that fewer and fewer Catholics go to confession in our day.

A study by Milan’s Catholic University had shown that up to 60 percent of Catholics in Italy did not attend confession - where a priest can absolve them of their sins in God’s name - with 20 percent feeling uncomfortable discussing their sins with another person.

Just as life was back in the 6th Century when Pope Gregory the Great declared the original seven sins, they were a lot simpler. However, their punishment was still no fun at all:

1. Pride - Broken on the wheel
2. Envy - Put in freezing water
3. Gluttony -Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes
4. Lust - Smothered in fire and brimstone
5. Anger - Dismembered alive
6. Greed - Put in cauldrons of boiling oil
7. Sloth - Thrown in snake pits

The new sins are a lot less black and white:

1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth control
2. "Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research
3. Drug abuse
4. Polluting the environment
5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
6. Excessive wealth
7. Creating poverty

No specific punishments have been put forward as yet, although one would assume that modern sins deserve suitably modern punishments.

Perhaps ’an eternity without your Blackberry’ or ’only people you want to avoid will add you as Facebook friends forever’ could be suggested.

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One year

for a year into this void of humanity and reason that is myspace. one year and 162 posts of rambling crap, sermons of the messages that god leaves for me on my voicemail, and homilies of fucking losers and assholes that I have beaten and baptized.
 I thought that maybe I would share some of the data I have collected.
My running average of people looking at my profile is 18 a day
the running average looking at my blog is 23 a day
 The running average of friend request that are accepted is 3 a day and the total req is 22. some are just fuckers that want to bitch at me and some are spam.
 25+ million lunatics have joined my network over the last year and I expect that most are just horny girls to stupid to figure out how to upload their nudy pictures (lol) so they have a more mature profile because myspace is for kids.
 My son's profile hardly changes and he has not tried to hide anything from us either.
 In the past year I have written two books.
 I also expect that posting most of the book online may hurt my sales too.
 The graphic novel is not going to be posted and is nearly half complete. Fuck I hate being an artist!
 following is the first post and the only rerun in one year I would like the television fuckers to say that!
 

Anger And Malice
    By Rev. J. Sleestaxx


A couple of readings first….

Rom 1:29 They are filled with every kind of unrighteousness, wickedness, covetousness, and  malice. They are rife with envy, murder, strife, deceit, and hostility. They are gossips!

And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those that trespass against us

My friends I carry much anger over the care of our fellow man. Meaning what we do to our neighbors, what we inflict on our brothers deeply and profoundly troubles me.
 
 Let me tell you the story of two panhandlers

I wanted to know why one race makes more than another race. I mean we are both men, we are both created in God's image, getting it down to brass tacks we both have the same mother and father. As we all know that Adam and Eve is our father and mother.
 But everyone expects one to work and the other not to work.
 This has to be wrong, so I decided to test the theory. I asked one race to panhandle with me ( I explained I would double any money he collected). We picked a street corner and took one side while I took the other.
 During the course of the day I was yelled at, spit at, and basically treated as trash, no more than a piece of human garbage. While the other guy made 350 dollars.
 This was ridiculous!
 I was expected to work and I was not entitled to any help or handout because I was white while the other panhandler made 350 dollars. He made 350 dollars for doing nothing but standing there with his hand out.  I even made the friggin’ sign so that they would read the same
Did I double his money?
Hell No! The lord helps those that help themselves!
 He needs nothing from me he makes more from handouts than I do for hard work! Fuck That!
 I bust my hump every day and make less while he hangs out for a few hours and makes more money.
 What do you think I did? That's right! I kicked his ass and took all of the money.
 Now that Is Malice.
 Now there maybe some of you that are a little upset by this, There maybe some of you that may be offended.
 And well that is fine, you are entitled to your own opinion and you are welcome to come down after the sermon to get your ass kicked by me.

Rom 1:29 They are filled with every kind of unrighteousness, wickedness, covetousness, malice. They are rife with envy, murder, strife, deceit, hostility. They are gossips,
 I hold baptismal beatings every Thursday night in the rectory boxing ring.
 Why do we call them baptismal beatings?

Num 22:23 And the donkey saw the angel of the Lord standing in the road with his sword drawn in his hand, so the donkey turned aside from the road and went into the field. But Balaam beat the donkey, to make her turn back to the road.

You are all the ass that when you see the lord or his angels you turn from the road in fear.
 Because the beatings do not stop until you are screaming in tongues "oh God stop oh God Make it stop!"

Sa 22:39 I wipe them out and beat them to death; they cannot get up; they fall at my feet


 Some parishioners think that maybe I am a bit to harsh, but you know what? I am this way because this is the life I was dealt and it has made me this way.
 All the years of being some fuck heads bitch and not getting the break I kept getting told I was due.

Mat 5:5 “Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth

  My congregation is mostly made up of many individuals that realize that they are back sliders stubborn sinners that need an ass whoopin' to get set straight.
 And that is where I come in, old or young, man or woman. I kick their ass until they see the light. They are the ass that runs from god and his angels. And I am the one that beats them back to the road to righteousness.
 They are allowed to fight back I expect them to but you see God has made me strong

Jdg 6:14 Then the Lord himself turned to him and said, “You have the strength. Deliver Israel from the power of the Midianites! Have I not sent you?”

This is my calling.
 God has asked me to kick your ass.

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Oh yeah for the past 162 post i have never been anything but angry and i am proud of that!

The Next Hitler

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Seven Deadly Sins: Gluttony

Seven Deadly Sins: Gluttony
Fast food revelations and mc-beatdown.
By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

Mar 7:22
adultery, greed, evil, deceit, debauchery, envy, slander, pride, and folly.

Today I am going to tell a story and talk about gluttony.

Fat people in line and a slow drive through bring me to get very angry and impatient. So this is the holiday season. The season of crass commercialism and giving. The season of shopping and eating poorly. Lucky for us the have perfected the eating poorly part to an art form.
Now you can get all the saturated fat and fake potatoes you can stomach.

Luk 7:34
The Son of Man has come eating and drinking, and you say, ‘Look at him, a glutton and a drunk, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!’

We in deed and in spirit want to do the right thing but we are lost in pride, money lust, and sloth and so we stop at the place that is painted gold and red and offers many slow killers all prefixed with MIC.

Isa 58:7
I want you to share your food with the hungry and to provide shelter for homeless, oppressed people. When you see someone naked, clothe him! Don’t turn your back on your own flesh and blood!

Their fucking soulless marketing people began attacking the children so that as the generations got older they would know where to go for food. The bastards made fun characters and story lines so that the kids began identifying with this mega giant early on.
So here we are committing so many sins against god, personal financial freedom, our neighbor our family members and our bodies. We stop to eat at the temple of bad food and Satanism.

Everybody was hungry Moses spoke to god; god said that he would feed his people.
Exo 16:16 “This is what the Lord has commanded: ‘Each person is to gather from it what he can eat, an omer per person according to the number of your people; each one will pick it up for whoever lives in his tent.’” The Israelites did so, and they gathered – some more, some less. When they measured with an omer, the one who gathered much had nothing left over, and the one who gathered little lacked nothing; each one had gathered what he could eat.
Some saved a portion till the next morn and found it had spoiled and was infested with worms and maggots

If you can not guess I was X-Mass shopping and I stopped for something that could sedate the demon in the pit of my stomach screaming and growling it's discomfort.

Isa 29:8
It will be like a hungry man dreaming that he is eating, only to awaken and find that his stomach is empty. It will be like a thirsty man dreaming that he is drinking, only to awaken and find that he is still weak and his thirst unquenched. So it will be for the horde from all the nations that fight against Mount Zion.

The throng of people pushing and shoving was like they were all waiting to be blessed by the pope himself. They were all jockeying for position and protecting their position.
I am standing in line and this 5 foot 5 inch tall lady who was 3 feet wide and 3 feet thick cut in line in front of me. She and the three dogs fighting under her moo moo made me throw up a little in my mouth. I honestly have heard this analogy before but never knew or could even draw the image in my feeble mind. But here it was in front of me. When she stepped her ass cheek would lift to her shoulder blade and then fall.

Luke 6:25
“Woe to you who are well satisfied with food now, for you will be hungry.
“Woe to you who laugh now, for you will mourn and weep.

Ma'am the line is back there
No sonny your line is back there I am in a hurry and I need to go.
No ma'am your line is back there I am in a hurry too.
Listen preacher you can wait while I order

Mat 11:19
The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look at him, a glutton and a drunk, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!’ But wisdom is vindicated by her deeds.”

No, you look like you could wait a century before you would starve to death and you will go back to the end of the line.

Isa 9:20
They devoured on the right, but were still hungry, they ate on the left, but were not satisfied. People even ate the flesh of their own arm!

She went to slap me and I held up the bible and tapped her forehead.
You are healed and the demon Beelzebub is commanded to leave you. You are to renounce the evil sins of gluttony and stop eating so much food.
You are commanded by god to commit one good deed in his name of the lord before you can eat any meals and she stopped. She looked at me and cried. The lady in line next to me now that was way too much.

Deu 21:20
They must declare to the elders of his city, “Our son is stubborn and rebellious and pays no attention to what we say – he is a glutton and drunkard.”

You just shoved your religion down her throat.
Better a little word of the lord than another fucking five hamburgers to clog her heart and cause her to loose her feet to diabetes.
But you can not do that!

Luke 6:22
“Blessed are you when people hate you, and when they exclude you and insult you and reject you as evil on account of the Son of Man! 6:23 Rejoice in that day, and jump for joy, because your reward is great in heaven. For their ancestors did the same things to the prophets.

Oh yes I can and I brought the bible down on top of her head and dropped her to her knees.
Do you not see the lord right now telling me to beat the word into you??
She shook her head and I brought the bible across her cheek.

Deu 28:48
instead in hunger, thirst, nakedness, and poverty you will serve your enemies whom the Lord will send against you. They will place an iron yoke on your neck until they have destroyed you.

She froze. She looked at me then to my right and then said "Oh lord how I have forgotten you and your word. Oh lord forgive me and my sinning ways." the fat lady helped the other lady up and they left together, weeping and praying.

Deu 30:1
“When you have experienced all these things, both the blessings and the curses I have set before you, you will reflect upon them in all the nations where the Lord your God has banished you. 30:2 Then if you and your descendants turn to the Lord your God and obey him with your whole mind and being just as I am commanding you today, 30:3 the Lord your God will reverse your captivity and have pity on you. He will turn and gather you from all

Gluttony is not just eating too much, but also eating too little, or eating too extravagantly. Really gluttony is the act of putting too much emphasis on the act of eating food. These people in line for food had put so much in the act of getting food that hey did not see the lord standing there beating the shit out of these two women.
The fast food Mecca is a temple for the demon Beelzebub.
This place should be avoided at all costs. They charge too much and they fail to distribute the wealth. They fail to assist in community projects other than that which they can use to further their own cause.

Luke 6:24
“But woe to you who are rich, for you have received your comfort already.

We need to remember that the body is a temple to the lord for the lord to reside in. And if you fill that with too much saturated fat the lord can not live and then you are alone



Deu
30:15 “Look! I have set before you today life and prosperity on the one hand, and death and disaster on the other. 30:16 What I am commanding you today is to love the Lord your God, to walk in his ways, and to obey his commandments, his statutes, and his ordinances. Then you will live and become numerous and the Lord your God will bless you in the land which you are about to possess. 30:17 However, if you turn aside and do not obey, but are lured away to worship and serve other gods, 30:18 I declare to you this very day that you will certainly perish! You will not extend your time in the land you are crossing the Jordan to possess. 30:19 Today I invoke heaven and earth as a witness against you that I have set life and death, blessing and curse, before you. Therefore choose life so that you and your descendants may live! 30:20 I also call on you to love the Lord your God, to obey him and be loyal to him, for he gives you life and enables you to live continually in the land the Lord promised to give to your ancestors Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.”

I just want to remind you all that the fatter you are the harder it is to get a punch in. You all need to get fit so that you can help in the fight to beat the sinners down and into the pits of hell.
You all need to think like warriors and be prepared to fight the good fight and fight for what is right and just like the word of god.
Please remember that we are a community and that as communities we need to stop and make sure that our neighbors are ok and that everyone in the community is getting along.
We have forgotten some of the others in the community during this holiday season.
We have many members that have lost their jobs and are in need of work.
Go and yell at each other in parking lot you fucking monkeys.

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With A Mouthful Of Razorblades is released

Now I was working this in tandem with Monkey but there was some material i wanted in this book that had not been written yet. so there is nearly half unpublished material here.
i was also told to not publish any more sermons in any more blogs. i can not explain why but i am working on this also.
I am now working the language translations of these two.

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Penis Panic By Rev. J. Sleestaxx

Penis panic
Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals—or also, in females, breasts—are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is sometimes a mass hysteria event or panic in which males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.
Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal.
Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian), which means "head of a turtle", apparently due to the similarity in appearance of a retracted penis to the appearance of a turtle withdrawing its head (Cheng 1996). In Chinese, the term used for the condition is the Chinese term Shook yang (suo yang, ??). Outbreaks of Koro in China were reported in 1948, 1955, 1966, 1974 and 1984/85, although none have been reported in the 20 or so years since (Tseng 2006).
In cases where the fear of the penis being retracted is secondary to other conditions, psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.
The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)

These uneducated men are suffering from Penis panic. they are afraid that if left alone their penis' will up and disappear. Poof gone. They are very attached to their penis' they feel their penis is their power. It is their man hood embodied in a fleshy organ.
They should be and would be more scared if they knew that the loss of their penis would mean the loss of a seat in heaven. That is right your penis is your ticket to heaven

Penis Panic In religion
Gen 17:14
Any uncircumcised male who has not been circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin will be cut off from his people – he has failed to carry out my requirement.”

Why "cut off" and "circumcised" are in the same sentence i do not know, but it scares me.
None the less What the lord is saying treat ones self as a temple, be prepared to receive the lord and keep clean the temple of the lord.



Deu 23:1
A man with crushed or severed genitals may not enter the assembly of the Lord.

The lord wants a man to be a man and a woman to be a woman.
The lord does not want us to be committing sacrilege or adultery. He wants us to respect our privates and the privates of others.

Deu 25:11
If two men get into a hand-to-hand fight, and the wife of one of them gets involved to help her husband against his attacker, and she reaches out her hand and grabs his genitals, 25:12 then you must cut off her hand – do not pity her.

Do not be touching the genitals of another man that is not your husband. Do not disgrace and embarrass another man other than your husband.

Penis Panic In society

Boys running around with their shit stained underwear showing. These pants are down to the point it looks uncomfortable to walk and now they are holding up their pants by holding onto their packages.
Some how they think this looks attractive to the ladies. Guys women are into clothes right? They are into looking good? They are into getting the right attraction drawn to them right? Then why would they want to be seen with you and your pants falling down?

Eze 23:20
She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.


1Sa 18:25
Saul replied, “Here is what you should say to David: ‘There is nothing that the king wants as a price for the bride except a hundred Philistine foreskins, so that he can be avenged of his enemies.’” (Now Saul was thinking that he could kill David by the hand of the Philistines.)

The king thought the David could not accomplish such a goal and thus be killed trying to collect the items to marry the kings daughter. Now isn't this normal of a father he wants his daughter to be beautiful and desirable but he does not want to let her wed.

1Sa 18:27
when David, along with his men, went out and struck down two hundred Philistine men. David brought their foreskins and presented all of them to the king so he could become the king’s son-in-law. Saul then gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.



Explains why young men walk around holding their packages.

Civilized world, progressive societies, and science are Marginalizing the penis. The man's penis is no longer a useful appendage much like the appendix and the gall bladder. Kind of like how Mr. Jones thinks of his liver.
Gene splicing will replace natural selection. natural selection was there to improve the species, the strongest males got the most women and thus the strongest genes were carried on but now with gene splicing here is no need to evaluate partners just have science splice out the weak (or the poor) and the world will beco0me a new place in just a few generations.
Cloning is also a threat to procreation and linage survival. if you got good stock then why waste time with sex and pregnancy just add a couple of cells and electricity and velioa. New human same human who cares? It is a human. Now sequestered in a lab we can train it the way we want and remove all the messy things like free will, free thought, and ethics. No god? No fear of killing.
Artificial insemination why transmit diseases when sperm and egg can be brought together with turkey baste (I know obvious but it is my sermon). No need again for the penis and the messy bumping and grinding and emotions that go with the penis. They are just men they do not care they do not have emotions. blah, blah blah, puke spew.

This hatred for the penis is a trend. This desire to obscure the need for the penis is a move that I can hear the chanting on the whore-izon "Attack that penis" "Attack that penis" "Attack that penis"
The government knows the score, they have placed stop measures to thwart the penis it is called EOE equal opportunity employment. That is right, they say that corporations need to hire a certain number of women or they will be penalized for discrimination. This law alone has created corporate Koro. Companies are now looking specifically to hire women so they can appear to be more diverse.
talk to anybody who has spent anytime around women in the workplace and they will agree that women can be mean petty bullies, castrating any man at the first chance by screaming harassment. Once that card is played all bets are off and the women are in charge.
Women in the workplace (ratio shows that women are mean petty criminals)

Killing the penis and killing god are the main agenda of any modern society.
There are companies that are focused on creating Synthetic life. They can not copyright known life so they have to create it. We would not have the knowledge if god did not want us to do it. God did not want us to eat the apple but we did it. No woman did that she was jealous of the penis. Eve had penis envy and thought that eating the apple would give her a penis and instead she ruined the garden. HMMMMM
If successful proves that god did not have a hand in our creation it was a statistical anomaly how does that sound?? Instead of god we are here because of a cosmic roll of the protein dice and oh shit look what we have now.
No god would create a whole new set of rules in life why should i drive the speed limit and why should I not shoot others is there is no real repercussion. It all comes down to a reward over risk equation. We balance the weights and decide. If there is no consequence for this action then pass the ammunition!


Penis Panic??
Really do you think this is a hysteria condition or maybe the entire world and the direction of society is striking a cord deep in the male psyche. Somehow we are in touch with and in commune with the world as a whole and some how we know that the world is out to take our penis away?
You penis hating women watch your shit you all may win but deep down inside you know that you need the penis. you need the strength and the power it is the balance of the world order old and new. the penis is the way. it is the way to the assembly of god it is the way of the future.
You man marginalizing feminists, your day will come, because one day you will need the killer of dinosaurs and the bringer of food and fire and then where will you be? Where indeed? All great advances in the world and progress came from the penis. But do not be mistaken there was a woman driving that penis. We are a team. You can not do it with out us for long. You will be sorry when you have killed the last penis.

Be careful what you wish for you might get it.

Why am i talking so great about the penis? The boys are feeling castrated due to the weekly boxing matches between the boys and the girls. It seems that the girls champion has whooped so much boy ass that they called for testing. She came back NF (normal female) on the chrome test and steroid free on the blood test. You all need to get your shit together and figure it out. All of man kind is relying on you.

Fruits and vegetables are in the commons for the every one curtsey of the "Single Christians Against Bar hook ups" and the Knights of Acrimony.
Go in peace and do not kill each other in the parking lot.

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10 Random things about myself

I was challenged by Cupid Kinky Boots to write 10 things and since i cannot rhythm worth a crap this week end here you go
1.)I am a real Reverend/Minister Ordained in the Universal life church.
2.)I am author of three books Viva la chicken (a hand written book that was lost in one of three historic moves), Like a monkey With A Handgun, Roadkill (banned in most countries under the animal cruelty laws)
3.)I have moved three times due to witness relocation
4.)I have caused more trouble than i can say (until the statute of limitations has been reached)
5.)I am married i love to be married others make comments that being married sucks but i do not
6.)I used to smoke and now i run a mile
7.)I umpire youth ball-bat sports games (and enjoy it!). I enjoy the conflict and stress.
8.)I like heavy metal, punk, industrial, pop,
9.)My death does not scare me. the death of a loved one scares the shit outta me and what my death will do to those that i love scares me.
10.) I hate cats.